- Pick up cat
- Step onto scale
- Record weight
- Put down cat
- Step onto scale
- Record weight
- Subtract second weight from first weight to calculate weight lost
- Celebrate weight loss by eating a piece or two of fudge
- Repeat process whenever necessary
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Love it! Plus all that weight lifting is exercise. Ought to eat another fudge to reward yourself for that.
I had not considered that additional health benefit. I’m off to eat another piece of well deserved fudge! 😉
I’m here to help!
Damn. To think I had the perfect weight loss plan all these years and never took advantage of it!
So sad… Quick, go out and get yourself a cat – the fatter the better! 😉
The husband is retiring next year and wants to travel freely with no pet sitting worries. It’s the first time in my entire life I’ve been catless…. and I’m not liking it one damned bit.
LOL hilarious. Love this advice.
Thanks! A tried and true method of weight loss in this household.
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