Tag Archives: Weight Loss

How to Lose 12.8 Pounds Safely and Instantly*

Posted on December 11, 2018 by Shoes

Pick up cat Step onto scale Record weight Put down cat Step onto scale Record weight Subtract second weight from first weight to calculate weight lost Celebrate weight loss by eating a piece or two of fudge Repeat process whenever … Continue reading →

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Wait! Weight?

Posted on July 7, 2017 by Shoes

So I have a weight problem.  Although in the grand scheme of things, gaining 5 pounds may not seem like much of a problem at all, it makes me cringe and try on fifteen outfits before settling on one that … Continue reading →

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