Well, according to the buzz on my Facebook News Feed, (and really what’s a more reliable source of news than that?) it is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So let us smartly raise up our mugs of grog and let out a mean and fearful Arrrr!
I did not know just how ahead of the curve I was with all this pirate business when I wrote this about two months ago (please focus on the vast source of pirate knowledge and not the embarrassing story about swimming).
Well maties, I be off to ‘rill up some rats to go with me sea biscuits and grog ‘fore I head off for some jolly good swashbucklin’!
Arrggh I could use me a cup of grog meself; savy?
Aye, I savy ye matey, I’s do indeed!!