Confessions of a Stand Up Pee-er (or Two)

One morning, not too long ago, I was awaken by the voices of the two resident little people – Cody and Carter.  At first I could not make out what they were saying as their voices were muffled by their closed bedroom door.  But then they moved to their bathroom – a room which may as well not have a door for lack of its use – and their conversation, unencumbered by a door, turned into rather like a confessional.

They volleyed back and forth:

sometimes I pee a little on the toilet seat.

me too…  and every now and then I accidently pee on the floor

…or my hand

I do that too!

And Cody, Carter piped up with added enthusiasm and what sounded like a smidgen of pride, sometimes when I am peeing, I miss and pee on the little trash can.

I think I need to have Husband give them a refresher course on stand-up-peeing 101.

Oh, and I guess I need to disinfect the little trash can (and the toilet seat, and the floor…)


About Shoes

I am an elementary school teacher, a former microbiologist, a mom to a herd of two boys, and a grilled cheese sandwich and beer connoisseur.
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4 Responses to Confessions of a Stand Up Pee-er (or Two)

  1. grayskymatters says:

    haha this was great! My son isnt at the potty training phase yet & to be honest, I am not looking forward to it haha

    • shoes says:

      Well my boys are 6 and 8 and apparently they could use a bit more training in the aiming department. 🙂

      Thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment.

  2. Rondy says:

    And maybe the wall…,

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