How to Build Your Own iPod

According to my five-year old, building your own iPod is, well, child’s play.

  1. Collect 5-6 old wikki sticks, preferably ones that have been lying around the house for a week and have obtained a certain level of dog hairiness.
  2. Add one yellow shoe string from an old dinosaur lacing game.
  3. While preserving two wikki sticks to be used as the earbud cord, ball up the wikki sticks and insert one end of the yellow shoe string into the base of the wikki stick ball.
  4. Attach the remaining wikki sticks, stretched out straight, to the opposite end of the yellow shoe string.

It will look something like this when you are done.

Eat your heart out Apple.

Amazingly enough this particular model of iPod allows the used to send and receive email.  Cody asked me to try it out so I started pretending to type on it and spoke out loud what I was typing.

me:  Dear Papa, please come home…now.

Once I typed the last word, lo and behold, our front door opened and in walked Papa.

cody:  It worked just like magic!!!

It didn’t hurt that just moments before he asked me to type an email, I had heard Husband’s truck door shutting in the driveway.

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Mini Muffins & How I Will Never Feel the Same About Gak.

Several weeks ago I attended a meeting at Cody’s school. In attendance were two kindergarten teachers, the three other room moms, and various parents all there to organize the classroom Halloween party. Cody’s classroom shares one of those accordion type walls with another kindergarten room and the two teachers do a lot of co-teaching. They also open up the wall between the two rooms for all the classroom parties.  The more the merrier.

The discussion mainly focused on various stations the kids would have available to them: cookie decorating, mummy wrapping, hammering golf tees into pumpkins, gak (let me be very clear – I am referring only to the second definition of gak from urban dictionary NOT the first or third and certainly not the fifth.  I am also not advocating the use of gak for anything other than the making of farting noises or grossing out your friends.  On the second thought maybe I should just remove that link, but, yeah, no, I won’t.  Oh, and if the definitions should change ranking, thereby no longer coinciding with my disclaimer, I trust you to determine, via context, the appropriate usage.  Now where was I – oh, yeah), mini pumpkin bowling, and a table full of cooked noodles to muck about in. Fun times.  We talked briefly about the parade the kids would be in and how having extra hands to get costumes on would be helpful.  Then the topic of snacks came up; everyone agreed that the kids would be overexposed to candy, candy, and more candy and we did not need to contribute to that.

It was at this point that I opened my big mouth and said  “I have a great recipe for mini pumpkin muffins.”  Everyone looked at me like I was crazy while I continued to talk about how great this recipe was and that I could just whip up a couple batches so we could all have a somewhat healthy pumpkiny good snack.  And that was how I ended up volunteering to make mini muffins for about 46 kindergartners, 2 teachers, and who knows how many parents and younger siblings for Cody’s Halloween party.

So this morning I dusted off this lovely recipe I found last year at New Nostalgia and decided to bake a test batch.  The recipe called for a half can of pumpkin but it really seemed silly to have a half a can of pumpkin hanging around so I simply doubled it.  Something happened, I don’t think it was a miscalculation in the doubling (since they taste delicious), but I ended up with enough batter to make 100 mini muffins instead of the projected 50.  Oops.

Mmmm - mini pumpkin muffins.

Oh well, my house smells of pumpkin, clove, cinnamon, and nutmeg.  I have enough muffins to not only bring a plate up the hill to our neighbor, who recently and unexpectedly lost her husband, but I will also give some to Carter’s speech therapist and all four of the school bus drivers who shuttle my kids to school and back.

And perhaps I will go eat a couple more myself.

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Simple Sunday – Pumpkins & Corn

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gRATitude

While walking to the bus stop yesterday I noticed a present left on our lawn by Delilah; a deceased rodent.  I thought it very nice of her to show her gratitude in this way so I immediately texted Husband.

me:

Rat1

husband:

Rat2

me:

Rat3

husband:

Rat4

me:

Rat5

When Husband got home a shovel with a bow attached to it was leaning against the house near the lovely rat.  Welcome home dear!

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And the Winner is…

I entered a give away contest several days ago on Love From The Oven, a blog I regularly drool over, and got notified today that I won.  I will be receiving three bags of whole wheat dark chocolate chip cookies (these are award winning cookies, people) and a signed cookbook from Tate’s Bake Shop’s owner and operator Kathleen King.

So I just wanted to say “Thank you!” to Christi over at Love From The Oven.  I am eagerly awaiting the cookie delivery.  I will try to control my inner Cookie Monster so that I may share my winnings with my husband and children.  If that does not work, well then lucky for me, and them really, I have the cookbook and can just whip up another batch or two.

cookie monster

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Super Secret Blog Post

What do these look like to you?

What may look like ordinary crackers to one person...

If you guessed Ritz munchables pretzel rounds then, congratulations you can read, but you would be wrong.  In our house these are referred to only as Super Secret Crackers.  They are coveted by the boys.  I mean, they get downright giddy when they get a small bowl of Super Secret Crackers for a snack.

I don’t remember exactly how it all went down but it went something like this.  I bought these crackers on a whim to have as something different for Cody’s school lunches.  Knowing the boys do not take kindly to different foods, they would be happy eating mac and cheese with hot dogs and pb&j sandwiches forever if I let them, I decided to add a bit of mystery to said box of crackers.

me:  (leaning forward slightly and lowering my voice to a hushed whisper)  Do you boys want to try some S u p e r  S e c r e t  C r a c k e r s  for snack today?

boys:  (eyes wide) What are they?

me:  Well, they are crackers that are Super Secret and really good.  Do you want to try one?

boys:  I do!  I do! (mad rush to the little snack table)

And so was introduced the lore of the Super Secret Crackers.

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Simple Sunday – Smile!

Sssssssmile!

I can't hear you!

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Chasing the Clutter Monster

I seem to spend a lot of time trying to organize stuff.  I very rarely set out to do such a thing; I just sort of bump into it.  Take for instance the other morning.  I open my closet to pick out what to wear and instead my eyes fall on a couple of wayward pillows crammed in the back corner.  A more appropriate place for them would be the bathroom closet where the extra sheets and blankets reside but I am pretty sure there is no room.  Just to make sure this is the case I go look in that closet.  Towels, sheets, blankets, a dusty scale, an iron I may have used once in the late 90’s, and a basket of once organized dog items including brushes and toenail clippers.  Okay, I can just quickly take everything out, refold and reposition and voila!  Nope, still won’t fit.

While I struggle to make room for the pillows in what I deem to be the correct closet, the boys have abandoned the cardboard garage they had created in the living room filled with various toys and other tripping hazards.  They want to play with play-doh but can not get the lids off.  We first have to move the markers, crayons, and paper off their little table to make room for this new activity.  I help them with this and on my way back to the closet I am distracted by little clouds of dog hair tripping merrily along in the front entryway.  Easy enough.

After vacuuming the entire house, stopping once or twice to help the boys put away the play-doh, I head back to the bedroom to put away a couple of pairs of shoes.  And there looking at me like two large white accusing eyes are those pillows.  I look the other way.

Something like this...

Is it just me or does this type of thing happen to you too?

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Sucker, Chump, or Patsy – Take Your Pick

My husband and I are suckers.  When it comes to animals in need, or even ones who look like their lives are not quite cushy enough, there we are.  We can’t help it, its genetic.  Husband’s parents once picked up a stray cat while out camping.  They named her Ten X for the camp site they found her in.  My parents currently have a stray cat they adopted as well as one Husband and I took in but due to his incurable spraying habit, we could not keep.  My parents have three and a half acres and a large shed they have given over to him; furnishing it with various heated blankets and cat towers.  See?  Suckers.

When I met Husband he was living in a rental house with several roommates.  He also had a dog and two cats.  Elenore his dog, he found wandering the streets in a rain storm.  Newton, a stray kitten he picked up somewhere, was pretty evil and left scars on several people who tried, innocently enough, to pet him.  Then there was Patches.  Husband  chose her from the Humane Society because she was old and obese, massive really, and not very likely to get adopted.  Sucker, sucker, sucker.

Newton with his shaved belly after an ultrasound showing he had pancreatic cancer. We had to have him put to sleep about a month after this picture was taken.

And me?  When I met Husband I had recently adopted my roommate’s cat, a three-legged hairless Cornish Rex named Oberon.

Oberon actually made a dent in the couch cushion from all his lounging about.

My roommate was moving out of state and could not take him.  About a week after she left, Oberon whacked his leg stump on a countertop and could not be consoled.  The vet said he had exposed nerve endings on the stump and it needed to be amputated.  Two surgeries and over a thousand dollars later I was able to take him home.  The vet took pity on me and set me up a payment plan.  At the time I was working at a daycare making $5.15 an hour.  Yeah, I am a sucker.

Oberon enjoyed snuggling with newborn baby Cody - too cute!

Our sweet dog Elenore and all three cats, Newton, Patches, and Oberon have long since passed.  They are all still very much missed.

Today we have two German Shepard mixes Rosy, a Humane Society dog, and Dexter another stray.  Rosy chose us by ignoring us completely in the “getting to know you” pen.  At the last minute she walked up next to me and leaned into  my legs and just stayed there.  That was it.

Rosy our sweet couch potato is almost thirteen years old.

A month later Rosy and I were taking a walk and saw a frazzled lady in her bathrobe in her front lawn holding a runt of a puppy.  Her full grown dogs were very unhappy with her for bringing in this stray puppy and had tried to eat it.  I offered her the use of our dog crate.  Later that day Husband and I ended up walking home with the dog crate and the puppy we named Dexter.  Such suckers we are!

Dexter: a dog scared of balloons, cereal boxes and snowmen. But the sweetest dog you could ever hope to meet.

For the last six months or so we have had a cat litter box in our garage even though we don’t own a cat. We originally put it out due to our neighbor’s cat, Delilah, getting shut in our garage and, not having a place to do her business, did it on the floor.  Come to find out, Delilah prefers our litter box to the one at her house so now regularly uses it.  Sigh.

Delilah, Carter, and a pumpkin on our doorstep.

I also started leaving out fresh water for her after seeing her drinking out of puddles.  Now that it is starting to get cold we made a bed for Delilah on Cody’s little canvas lawn chair in our covered entryway.  But no, it does not end there.  We microwave a pet heating disk and tuck in under the towel so she has radiant heat for up to six hours at a time.

Delilah enjoying her heated bed. Such a love.

It gets worse people, much worse.  Want proof of just how bad it has gotten?  Last weekend Husband was doing yard work and notice some standing rain water at the bottom of a kids slide our friends gave us a while back but we have yet to use.  Did he dump the water out?  No because he saw what appeared to be small tadpoles happily swimming around and did not want to kill them.

Tadpoles? I think not.

Now, I love Kermit the frog as much as the next person but I am wondering if perhaps, just perhaps, those tadpoles are actually mosquito larva.  If that is the case I say dump that water out.  I have to take a stand somewhere, right?

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Simple Sunday – Scarecrow Festival

Just one of the many characters that we saw at the Scarecrow Festival yesterday.

A day of blue sky and sun made the afternoon at our town’s local Scarecrow Festival all that more enjoyable.

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