me: Who peed on the floor?
The boys look up from their play, there is one moment, two moments, three moments of confused silence, and then they smile and start to laugh…
me: Who peed on the floor?
The boys look up from their play, there is one moment, two moments, three moments of confused silence, and then they smile and start to laugh…
The blue cloudless sky and bright shining orb in the sky is reflective of what the weather report promises for today, sun and warmth. I pull out the boys’ shorts from the plastic storage bins under their bed and they put them on with glee. The approaching summer in the Pacific Northwest is greatly anticipated and thoroughly enjoyed.
We prepare for our walk to the school bus stop. Cody has his backpack but also dons a jacket; he is skeptical of my proclamation of warmth. It has been a long stretch of gray days and those distance warm days of last year seem almost dreamlike.
Carter pulls out his sun hat, rain boots, and little red mittens to go with his outfit of shorts and short sleeved polo shirt. He is quite the fashion statement with his boots on the wrong feet and his sun hat inside out. But his outfit makes perfect sense for what he has planned. He grabs a plastic bag from the basket by the front door, a left over artifact from walking Rosy and Dexter our dogs who are no longer with us.
The bag is for the trash he wants to pick up.
The boots are for protection from “pokey thorns” found in the many ditches where the trash tends to congregate.
The mittens are for keeping his hands “a little bit cleaner”.
The sun hat is to “keep the sun or maybe rain” out of his eyes while he works.
The shorts are for the “nice sunny day”.
Carter’s assortment of clothes, while appearing perhaps odd to passersby, are a perfect combination of practicality and fun. Although I don’t know what function is provided by having the hat inside out and the boots on the wrong feet. Maybe those are simply a part of the flair that is Carter.
Carter and I were leaving the bus stop the other day after getting Cody safely on the school bus when we startled a chipmunk. It leapt into the air, grabbed the nearest tree and scampered part way up. It clung to the trunk with its’ tiny sharp claws, looked at us, and then proceeded to both circle the tree trunk and climb higher.
Carter was enthralled by the chipmunk’s climbing abilities and that dominated most of our conversation as we walked slowly back home. It was when we were almost home that he had his great idea.
carter: Momma, you know what?
me: No Carter, what?
carter: I am going to grow my fingernails reeeeeally long so I can climb a tree just like that chipmunk!
me: Hum. You do know that means no more biting your nails, right? (Carter is a nail biter – both of the finger and toe variety. It drives me crazy and I have not been able to find anything that will make him stop.)
carter: Right! And then I can climb trees chipmunk style!
I decided not to tell him that that even if he grew his fingernails out, the odds of him being able to climb a tree like that chipmunk were pretty low. I was hoping this would be the thing that would break him of his nasty nail biting habit.
A short while later I walk into the living room to find Carter sitting on the couch looking at a book and absentmindedly chewing on a fingernail.
me: Oh-oh. Remember that you want to grow those nails out so you can climb trees like that chipmunk at the bus stop.
carter: After a long pause, I wasn’t chewing my nails, momma, I was sharpening them.
Yesterday I donned my lucky pants and sweater and headed off to an official testing center to take the two state required sub-tests for Elementary Education, the WEST-E. Throughout the entire two and a half hour long test, I had in the back of my mind the very real fear that the extremely loose inside button on my lucky pants would fall off and slide down my pant leg. I believe that thought keep me on the edge of my seat and provided me with enough internal humor to survive the test without a nervous breakdown.
Here is the Lorax with my test results.
And a close up in case you could not read the first one…
Yup, me and my lucky pants have done it again. For those of you with extremely inquiring minds, the button in question did indeed fall off.
Although it was polite enough to wait until I was safely home for the night.
On our walk home from the school bus this afternoon I spied a small light blue egg shell by the side of the road. It was really only half a shell and it led to the following discussion.
carter: If we find a whole egg can we keep it until something hatches out of it?
me: Well, if the egg is whole and not in a nest, I am not sure if anything would hatch out of it. Baby birds in their egg need their mammas or papas to sit on it, and turn it, and keep it warm and safe.
carter: You could sit on it. He looks at me. Welllll, maybe not. Gee thanks, kid!
cody: If we only had hens then it would be scrambled eggs but if we had a rooster and hens then there would be a baby chick inside.
me: Oh dear, where is this conversation going to go?
cody: Roosters are boy chickens. What are girl chickens again?
me: Hens.
cody: What does the hen need from the rooster so there is a chick in the egg?
me: Being vague and hoping the neighbors are not in earshot, The rooster fertilizes the egg while it is still in the hen.
carter: And then the hen pops the egg out of her booty!
By this time we have made it down our driveway and into our front lawn where the boys get distracted by the stomp rockets they left up on our new play structure fort. Backpacks go flinging and my words, is that where your backpacks are suppose to go? fall on deaf ears.
So Carter gets the last word on chickens, egg fertilization, and egg laying. And that word was booty. Sigh…
This morning Carter got up on the wrong side of the bed (for the life of me I can’t figure out how he continues to do this for when we combined the boys’ beds into bunk beds we made sure to push the “wrong side” of their beds up against the wall). Anyway there was a grump in the house.
me: (After listening to the boys whine about having nothing to play with for what seemed like hours but what was in all likelihood a couple minutes.) Why don’t you go play in your playroom? I just recently unearthed some toys you guys haven’t seen in a while. They are in the basket just inside the playroom door.
Cody heads down the hallway and returns with a toy that is a cross between a dragon and a wagon and starts playing with it. Carter disappears down the hall but returns empty-handed a couple seconds later. He has a big pout on his face.
carter: Where momma, where? I don’t see even a single toy under the ground. Where are the toys you dug out from under the earth?
Poor kid, he was disappointed but he rather made my morning. Now I am thinking of a garden where all the root vegetables are really toys, waiting to be dug up and enjoyed. What a lovely thought!
As I am short on time and this is the story of Carter’s arrival into the world that I wrote last year, I thought I would reblog this. Today Carter turns a whole hand old – the big 05! Happy birthday my sweet and amazing boy. You have personality in spades and a heart of gold. You melt this mother’s heart…
Four years ago, 2 hours and 14 minutes shy of Mother’s Day, Carter was born. He took one look around, expressed his distaste for the cold bright world he was born into by crying about it and then promptly peed all over the doctor.
He was four pounds four ounces and seventeen inches long, born at the gestational age of thirty-one weeks and six days. To us he was a big baby, weighing twice as much as his brother Cody’s birth weight and was an additional three inches longer.
Due to Cody’s very early arrival, my pregnancy with Carter was treated as high risk. I was placed on “modified” bed rest. I was told to do as little as possible. I should limit my walking. I should not lift anything over five pounds. I should not vacuum (hooray!) Most of this was very hard to do (giving up vacuuming…
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My third newspaper article ran in this Monday’s paper. I have been busy with mid-terms this week and have not had time to pop over here and write about it. In fact, I have been so busy and at a loss for what to write about for the newspaper, that I snagged an old post from almost a year ago, polished it a little, and sent it off to the editor. I had told him when I first accepted the gig that I may have to resort to stealing my previously written material, which he was fine with as long as I tweaked it a little.
Anyway, take a look if you wish. My long time readers will surly remember this one and if you missed it or just recently joined me here I hope you like it.
Please remember that I want to keep my blog and identity hush-hush. I love comments and shares on the newspaper’s website (thank you to those of you that did so on my other article!) but try and refrain from calling me Shoes or mentioning ShoesOnTheWrongFeet. Thanks!
Late last week we went and looked at it. Today it arrived. We have been wanted to get one of these for the longest time but we have just not found one in our price range that was close by. The people selling it threw in free home delivery without us even asking.
Today was the perfect day for it as the sun was shining and we had the day free to piece it back together. The boys have already taken to playing Pirates on it and I have a feeling there will be many great memories made over the years on our new outdoor big toy.
It was a blistering 68 degrees this afternoon in our lovely corner of the Pacific Northwest. Carter was home with me all day as he does not have preschool on Fridays. He was tired of watching me wash dishes, do laundry, and scoop out the cat litter boxes (although he does delight in the horror that is cat poo). Since it was hot, relatively speaking, I busted out the water toys and the water table. He stripped down to his skivvies put on his water goggles and proceeded to pour water over his head for half an hour. I sat in the sun and read a journal article on STEM schools (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics) and the role mathematics play in these classrooms for an upcoming research paper.
It was hot and eventually Carter tired of the sun and wanted to go inside. I think he was also nearing a grumpy stage because I was not giving him my undivided attention. We went inside and I realized that, while I had washed all their bedding earlier in the day, it was still lounging around on the couch showing no sign of taking the initiative in its part of the bed making. I sighed and lugged the mattress covers, sheets, duvet covers, and duvets down the hallway and into the boys’ bedroom. I was tired. I was grumpy. And I just wanted to sit down and not study something or cater to someone.
I was mid-straddle of the mattress on the upper bunk wrestling with the fitted sheet and trying not to fall over the sorry excuse of a safety railing when he started in. Carter was tired. Carter was hungry. Carter wanted someone (me) to make him a snack. He asked me when I would be done. Repeatedly.
I closed my eyes and counted to five. Then I gave it back to him (nicely, but with sufficient whining). I told him that I was tired. I was hungry. And it sure would be nice if someone made me a snack. There was quiet from the living room. I started in on the almost impossible task of putting the duvet into the duvet cover. Then a little voice asked me what I would like as a snack. I thought about it. What could he reach, what could he prepare? I told him I would like some strawberries, freshly washed.
I heard him get the chair and drag it into the kitchen. He opened the fridge, got down the strawberries, and washed them. Then he neatly placed some on a napkin and informed me politely that my snack was ready.
I smiled when I saw my snack, but I was still feeling grumpy from his whining so I made note of the lack of cookie in my snack (an observation he, himself often makes). He climbed up on the counter, and started looking in the cabinets for the cookies. He found a small bag of chocolate Hershey’s kisses, probably left over from Halloween, and divided them between us, one for me and one for him and then he placed the odd one at Husband’s place at the table.
We ate our snacks, both of us saving the chocolate kiss for last.